General Outlook
August, Virgo. Time to shine by critiquing everything and everyone—including yourself. You’ve organized your closet, your emotions, and your neighbor’s mail. Still, happiness remains elusive, like an email with no typos.
Love & Relationships
Your heart is open... as long as the other person passes a background check. If single, your standards are so high only a fictional character could qualify. In a relationship, you’re the one who remembers anniversaries—and points out lateness with a slide deck.
Career & Finance
You’re the office MVP, but somehow also the only one who cares. Finances are fine, mostly because you budget like you're prepping for a fiscal apocalypse.
Health & Wellness
Your body is functioning like a finely tuned machine, and you're still stressed about a phantom ache. Meditation might help, but so would chilling out for five seconds. Just breathe, spreadsheet soul.