Virgo

April is one long exercise in you trying to fix everyone else while ignoring your own crumbling psyche. But hey, at least the spreadsheets are color-coded. In love, you're silently judging your partner’s grammar and folding their towels properly after they did it ‘wrong.’ Single? It’s because you require potential partners to pass a background check and a vibe audit. Work is your religion, and you’ll once again burn out while acting like everything’s under control. Finances are fine because you track every cent like a neurotic squirrel. Health: Try relaxing. No, not scheduling time to relax—actually relax. No? Okay, worth a shot.