General Outlook
Oh Cancer, it’s August and you’re still emotionally recovering from July. But good news—it’s not your birthday month anymore, so the attention is off you (finally). Time to stop wallowing and start functioning... sort of.
Love & Relationships
Your idea of romance involves crying together under a weighted blanket while watching sad movies. If single, you’ll crush on someone who accidentally made eye contact. In a relationship? You’re one minor inconvenience away from a tearful love poem.
Career & Finance
You’re holding it together at work with your usual mix of passive aggression and color-coded spreadsheets. Money is stable-ish, though you emotionally spend when Mercury so much as sneezes.
Health & Wellness
Your stomach is 80% stress and 20% iced coffee. Maybe try a walk in nature, or scream into the void (again). Your body is a temple—one that needs better lighting and less drama.