General Outlook
September finds you gazing longingly at clouds, wondering if that email really needed a response. Reality’s hard, but daydreams are free. Just don’t forget where you put your keys. Again.
Love & Relationships
Your love life is a moody indie song. If single, you’re crushing hard on someone emotionally unavailable—classic. In relationships, you're sweet, poetic, and low-key impossible to understand.
Career & Finance
You're creative at work, and by creative we mean inventing new reasons why deadlines are oppressive. Finances are a fantasy novel—rich in imagination, light on logic. Budgeting might help, but astrology is more fun.
Health & Wellness
You need rest, water, and maybe a grounding crystal the size of a watermelon. Or just a nap. Stop diagnosing yourself based on moon phases and TikToks. Mostly.