General Outlook
Welcome to August, Taurus, the month when your stubbornness is mistaken for ‘grounded energy.’ You call it stability; everyone else calls it ‘you haven’t moved since Tuesday.’ But hey, your dedication to consistency is almost impressive.
Love & Relationships
In relationships, you want long-term security... and snacks. You’re emotionally available until someone touches your leftovers. Single Tauruses will flirt by offering bites of their food, which is basically a marriage proposal in your world.
Career & Finance
You're doing great at work—as long as no one asks you to do anything *new*. Your finances are solid, mostly because you hoard money the way others hoard emotional trauma. That’s a win.
Health & Wellness
You're in excellent shape if comfort counts as cardio. Try stretching. Once. Maybe. Also, your body is not a potato. It deserves sunlight.