General Outlook
August, Aquarius—a month where you continue being the offbeat genius no one understands but everyone quotes. You’re 10 steps ahead and also nowhere near the group chat. The stars applaud your originality, even if your calendar is chaos.
Love & Relationships
Your romantic life feels like a TED Talk on emotional detachment. Single? You're attracted to rebels and recluses. In relationships, your partner may wonder if you love them or just enjoy debating for sport. Probably both.
Career & Finance
You're inventing new ways to work smarter—not necessarily harder. Finances are unpredictable but somehow fine. You probably have cryptocurrency in a forgotten wallet somewhere.
Health & Wellness
Your health is okay if you stop trying to biohack your feelings. Go outside. Touch grass. But not ironically. And maybe eat something that didn’t require a YouTube recipe video.