General Outlook
September is your least favorite month because it reminds you that structure exists. You crave adventure but keep getting emails. Tragic. Freedom is calling, but so is your boss. Send to voicemail.
Love & Relationships
You flirt like you’re handing out samples at a carnival. Single Sagittarians are charming but vanish faster than a limited-time offer. In relationships, you’re fun—when you remember to show up. Emotionally, that is.
Career & Finance
You have brilliant ideas, half-finished projects, and a strong desire to work from a beach. Finances are fine, except for the part where you spent rent money on festival tickets.
Health & Wellness
Your health’s okay if we ignore the fact you think espresso counts as hydration. Try eating a vegetable that didn’t come with dip. Small steps.