General Outlook
September rolls in and you're... elsewhere. Physically present, mentally inventing a new political system. People find you confusing and intriguing, like a riddle in a reusable tote bag.
Love & Relationships
Your love life is a paradox—intensely distant. You want deep connection, but only with people who don’t ask questions like ‘What are we?’ If partnered, your emotional availability is pending system updates.
Career & Finance
You’re ahead of your time, which means people at work both admire and ignore you. Finances are weird but functional, kind of like your wardrobe. Consider investing in something besides gadgets and niche hobbies.
Health & Wellness
Your wellness routine involves essential oils and existential dread. Try grounding yourself in the present—preferably not by talking to plants again. Or do. Who are we to judge?