General Outlook
September rolls in, Aries, and you're already annoyed that it's not summer anymore. But good news: there's still plenty of time for you to start 12 new projects and finish approximately none of them. Expect drama, chaos, and lots of passionate eye-rolling.
Love & Relationships
Your love life continues to be a beautiful trainwreck. You fall hard and fast, like someone who just discovered romance exists. Relationships feel like competitions, which, to be fair, you’re winning—if by ‘winning’ we mean causing emotional whiplash.
Career & Finance
At work, you're still mistaking ‘urgency’ for ‘importance.’ The good news is, everyone thinks you're a go-getter. The bad news? They might start giving you *more* responsibilities. Finances are stable unless you make eye contact with a limited-edition anything.
Health & Wellness
You’re surviving on caffeine, ambition, and sheer spite. Try yoga or at least screaming into a pillow. Again. Your heart says ‘rest,’ but your calendar says ‘good luck.’