Virgo

July is your chance to relax, Virgo—which means rewriting your to-do list in three different formats. The stars beg you to stop organizing your thoughts into bullet points and actually *feel* something. In love, you're emotionally available—as long as it fits your schedule and hygiene standards. If you’re single, you're likely rejecting potential partners because their use of punctuation offends you. At work, you’re the only one keeping the office from collapse, but somehow also blamed for the collapse. Money-wise, you're doing great, unless you accidentally subscribed to something you didn’t vet for five hours. Health-wise, you're probably Googling symptoms again. Spoiler: you're just tired. Try breathing. Deeply. Maybe even on a beach. But only if it's clean and properly labeled.