Aquarius

July is your month to be even weirder than usual, Aquarius—congrats. Your brain is a beautiful place filled with ideas, conspiracy theories, and half-written manifestos. The stars advise grounding... but who listens to them anyway? In love, you're either wildly romantic or treating your partner like a social experiment. Single? You’ll probably meet someone during a protest or virtual D&D session. At work, you're the office wildcard, but somehow things still work out. Finances are erratic but interesting—like your taste in hobbies. Your health is fine as long as you're not trying to biohack yourself into immortality this week. Try meditation—or interpretive dance in your living room. Whatever works, you beautiful space alien.