Gemini

May throws you into a whirlwind of ideas, connections, and half-finished projects. You’ll start five things, forget three, and somehow still come out ahead. Your mind is buzzing — possibly from excitement, possibly from existential dread. You won’t be bored, but you might be exhausted.

Love-wise, you're charming, witty, and allergic to consistency. Partners might struggle to keep up, or just settle for admiring you from a safe distance. Communication solves 90% of your romantic issues, so naturally, you'll ghost someone for no reason. If single, enjoy the attention — just try to remember names.

At work, multitasking becomes your art form and your downfall. You impress people with your ideas, but execution? That’s a June problem. Finances stay stable unless you develop an expensive new hobby every Wednesday. Health is solid if you can remember to eat something that isn’t toast or guilt.