Aries

May starts with a blast of energy that feels like motivation, but might just be caffeine-induced optimism. You’ll charge forward, horns first, into grand plans that may or may not exist outside your imagination. That’s okay — enthusiasm counts, even if it’s aimless. By mid-month, you'll realize that even impulsive decisions need at least a post-it note of planning.

In love, you’ll alternate between wanting deep emotional connection and ghosting everyone who texts with too many emojis. Existing relationships may thrive if you can manage not to treat serious conversations like competitive sports. Single Aries, try flirting without turning it into a TED Talk about your achievements.

Career brings a chance to shine... or spontaneously combust under pressure. Your talent is real, but deadlines are too. Money flows in, then trips over your online shopping cart. Health-wise, you’re unstoppable — until you stop. Then you’re horizontal for 36 hours. Hydrate like it’s your side hustle.