Capricorn

May feels like one long performance review, mostly because you’re constantly judging yourself. Take a break from relentless self-optimization and embrace just being. You're still worthy if your planner isn’t full or your houseplants are judging you.

In relationships, your loyalty is deep but not always obvious. If you’re in a relationship, show affection in ways that don’t involve spreadsheets or “helpful critiques.” If single, loosen your criteria just enough to let a real human in. They might not have a five-year plan, but they could make you laugh.

Work remains your comfort zone. Your reliability shines, but burnout looms if you keep pretending you don’t need rest. Money improves slowly, like sourdough, but faster if you stop loaning it to unreliable friends. Health’s alright — but if you keep “forgetting” to move your body, it will start complaining.