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“Europe’s First ‘Under Construction’ Theme Park Opens

“Europe’s First ‘Under Construction’ Theme Park Opens

Airbnb Adds ‘Wildfire Scenic Tours’ to Summer Travel Lineup

Airbnb Adds ‘Wildfire Scenic Tours’ to Summer Travel Lineup

News

Suitcase Viruses Become Europe’s Hottest New Travel Souvenir

Suitcase Viruses Become Europe’s Hottest New Travel Souvenir

News

Venice Introduces Bikini Licenses to Preserve Historical Authenticity

Venice Introduces Bikini Licenses to Preserve Historical Authenticity

News

Jest Digest Exclusive: “Europe is on Fire and Our Panel Still Has Opinions”

Jest Digest Exclusive: “Europe is on Fire and Our Panel Still Has Opinions”

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🔥 BREAKING: Europe Officially Declares Summer a Controlled Burn – Except the “Controlled” Part Was Optional

News

🔥 BREAKING: Europe Officially Declares Summer a Controlled Burn – Except the “Controlled” Part Was Optional

EU’s Chat Control AI Arrests 84-Year-Old Grandmother for “Suspicious Emoji Activity”

News

EU’s Chat Control AI Arrests 84-Year-Old Grandmother for “Suspicious Emoji Activity”

Tour de France Introduces ‘Social Yellow’ Jersey for Most Viral Rider

Sports

Tour de France Introduces ‘Social Yellow’ Jersey for Most Viral Rider

Poland Reinstates Border Checks, Germans Must Now Declare All Pierogi on Arrival

News

Poland Reinstates Border Checks, Germans Must Now Declare All Pierogi on Arrival

Germany Officially Ends War on Air Conditioning — Declares Ceasefire on Comfort

News

Germany Officially Ends War on Air Conditioning — Declares Ceasefire on Comfort

200,000 March in Budapest Pride as Orbán Accidentally Legalises Glitter by Mistake

News, Politics

200,000 March in Budapest Pride as Orbán Accidentally Legalises Glitter by Mistake

Startup Offers Snacks, Crafts, and Existential Coping Mechanisms for the AI-Displaced

News

Startup Offers Snacks, Crafts, and Existential Coping Mechanisms for the AI-Displaced

Vatican Struggles to Make Museum Feel Less Hellish, Says “God Only Knows” What to Do

News

Vatican Struggles to Make Museum Feel Less Hellish, Says “God Only Knows” What to Do

Oasis Reunion Tour Sparks UK-Wide ‘Wonderwall’ Panic — Transport Services Brace for Acoustic Overload

Entertainment

Oasis Reunion Tour Sparks UK-Wide ‘Wonderwall’ Panic — Transport Services Brace for Acoustic Overload

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